WIFI – FIRST DATE, WORST DATE EVER!

The Land of No Internet

June 6, 2019June 6, 2019 Posted in books, contractor, deer, DVD, fawns, fog, internet, newspaper, phone call, raccoon, Tiger Woods, U.S. Open, vacation, waves, weeds, WIFILeave a comment

In the land of no internet, you have time to do things that normally get sucked up by the time you spend on Facebook. Weeding by hand Reading a book Watching a DVD or two Sorting a drawer Visiting with relatives Having a phone call with your youngest The land of no internet has neighbors… Continue reading The Land of No Internet

In the Slow Lane

May 4, 2019May 5, 2019 Posted in Carmel, cell phone, dogs, gophers, humor, internet, Monterey Bay, newspaper, phone, relaxation, shopping, thrift store, weeds, WIFILeave a comment

I am at the beach town where I go to get off the grid, slow down, and regroup. I come down here about every ten days, now that the storms are over and there are no more power outages or falling trees. I bring my dogs, and they know they won’t get a walk, but… Continue reading In the Slow Lane

W is for Woo Hoo

April 24, 2019April 23, 2019 Posted in attitude, cell phone, dancing, dogs, ice cream, internet, positive, relationships, relaxation, wedding, WIFILeave a comment

What expression works for so many different situations? For me, it’s Woo hoo. Your girlfriend is getting married? Woo hoo! Your other girlfriend wants to meet on Thursday night for drinks and dancing? Woo hoo! Your worker woman cut all the tree branches hanging over your roof? Woo hoo! Her daughter learned what 6 x… Continue reading W is for Woo Hoo

How Rustic Is It?

July 17, 2018July 19, 2018 Posted in beach, best, boyfriend, California, chorus, dogs, friends of friends, ghosts, hotel, humor, insects, memoir, nature, neighbors, ocean, outdoors, relationships, small town, trees, TV, vacation, WIFI, worstsLeave a comment

I have an old house two blocks from the Pacific Ocean in Monterey County. It’s a long story, but let’s just say that I had a really good divorce lawyer. At any rate, I rent it to friends only, not friends of friends. Here’s why: “What do you mean you have no WIFI?” “There is… Continue reading How Rustic Is It?