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Apple Tree

July 25, 2020July 24, 2020 Posted in apple tree, dog park, dogs, fences, foundation drain, gardeners, landscaper, memoir, tree hugger, trees, wheelbarrow2 Comments

When I bought the house, I inherited the apple tree. I didn’t realize how prolific it was until one day, after the gardeners left, I noticed a line of fat apples sitting on my side fence. One of the gardeners had picked them with the intention of taking them home, but he must’ve forgotten. The… Continue reading Apple Tree

Thank God for Girl Scout Cookies

March 30, 2020March 29, 2020 Posted in books, California, clean the garage, Coronavirus, Covid 19, dog walks, dogs, Facebook, fences, Girl Scout cookies, grammatical mistakes, memoir, social distancing, swear words, ticketLeave a comment

This is my 21st day in quarantine. I started early when my sister’s infectious disease doctor told me not to risk it. I sold my ticket to a Motown review and went to the beach house. When the nursing homes shut down all visitors, I saw my sis for another week. She lives in a… Continue reading Thank God for Girl Scout Cookies

You Can’t Make This S$#T Up

March 21, 2020March 22, 2020 Posted in clipboard, contractor, Coronavirus, Covid 19, fences, memoir, mulch, neighbors, self-isolation, social distancingLeave a comment

The neighbors and I got a new back fence yesterday. It had been falling down for the past nine years. The neighbors wouldn’t do anything about it until a big wind in February took part of it down. We got added to the fence contractor’s schedule since a lot of fences blew down. Our date… Continue reading You Can’t Make This S$#T Up

Two Days in Paradise

October 28, 2018October 28, 2018 Posted in best, California, daughter, dogs, fences, handy woman, humor, husband, memoir, nine year old, relationships, treesLeave a comment

What could be better than a handy woman who can saw, paint, clean, and fix anything? And she comes down to your house with her daughter, and you get a surrogate grandchild for the weekend? What if your handy woman is strong enough to move couches and love seats from one room to another, and… Continue reading Two Days in Paradise

Worker Woes in Monterey

September 28, 2018 Posted in dogs, fences, home maintenance, humor, memoir, Monterey Bay, relationships, trees, worstLeave a comment

I went down to my little beach house to see how the trees came out after the tree trimmers did their work and how the new fences turned out after the fence company built them. I hadn’t been there in person because of my dogs. I trusted that the companies I hired would do a… Continue reading Worker Woes in Monterey

FIRST DATE, WORST DATE EVER!

Susan Elya

Category: fences

Apple Tree

Two Days in Paradise

Worker Woes in Monterey