Tag: humor

The Big Pooper, Two Bucks, and Sky Poopers

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I just got back from three nights in my beach town since I am getting a new roof and I had to check up on the job and pay some money, too. My one-hundred-year-old house has a fancy pattern of swirls in the stucco, which is causing an issue with the aluminum cap on the… Continue reading The Big Pooper, Two Bucks, and Sky Poopers

Butt Dials and Other My-Bads

Posted in California, cell phones, humor, memoir, mom, parenting, phone numbers, relationships, seniors, technology, writersLeave a comment

(re-run) I had lunch with my adult child yesterday. We tried to figure out why I’d used up all my storage on my cell phone. He took a look, handed back my phone, and watched me put it in my pocket. “You need to hit the button on the side and turn off your screen,”… Continue reading Butt Dials and Other My-Bads