Am I an Outlier or a Weirdo?

I don’t go to Starbucks.

I don’t have an iphone, not sure how to spell it.

I don’t have an Amazon Prime account. I don’t shop at Whole Foods.

I won’t shop at Walmart.

I recycle everything, even dig through the garbage looking for things my roommate adult child chose not to recycle.

I love to compost.

I am my own gardener, for two houses.

I’ve never seen Star Wars, beginning to end (always fall asleep).

I didn’t watch Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones (too much gore).

I do most of my shopping at thrift stores and Costco. 

I have unruly dogs, but they love me, and I love them.

I dance with anyone and everyone. Dancing is awesome.

I like doing laundry.

I don’t like to cook (well, sometimes).

I’ve never tried online dating.

I love talking to strangers when I’m out and about.

I resell tea cups because I can.

I don’t have a typical life, and I’m okay with that.

Sometimes I want a typical life, mostly at holidays.

I like nonfiction over fiction 90% of the time.

I have too many books, half that I haven’t read.

I love TV biographies, just watched Fauci on Disney+.

I keep thinking of canceling Disney+ but then I don’t.

I have a Dr. Fauci action figure, along with RBG and Kamala Harris.

I fight for the underdog more often than not.

I don’t watch sports.

I’d rather drive than be a passenger.

I don’t do boats (includes cruise ships).

I don’t like to fly, but I do fly.

If you pick a fight about Roe v. Wade, immigration, Hispanics, Joe Biden, school shootings or the NRA, I will get loud and yell at you.

My new thing is, if you ask me to dance, I’m going to need to know how you feel about aforementioned topics before I commit.

Outlier or weirdo? You decide.

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