I don’t go to Starbucks.
I don’t have an iphone, not sure how to spell it.
I don’t have an Amazon Prime account. I don’t shop at Whole Foods.
I won’t shop at Walmart.
I recycle everything, even dig through the garbage looking for things my roommate adult child chose not to recycle.
I love to compost.
I am my own gardener, for two houses.
I’ve never seen Star Wars, beginning to end (always fall asleep).
I didn’t watch Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones (too much gore).
I do most of my shopping at thrift stores and Costco.
I have unruly dogs, but they love me, and I love them.
I dance with anyone and everyone. Dancing is awesome.
I like doing laundry.
I don’t like to cook (well, sometimes).
I’ve never tried online dating.
I love talking to strangers when I’m out and about.
I resell tea cups because I can.
I don’t have a typical life, and I’m okay with that.
Sometimes I want a typical life, mostly at holidays.
I like nonfiction over fiction 90% of the time.
I have too many books, half that I haven’t read.
I love TV biographies, just watched Fauci on Disney+.
I keep thinking of canceling Disney+ but then I don’t.
I have a Dr. Fauci action figure, along with RBG and Kamala Harris.
I fight for the underdog more often than not.
I don’t watch sports.
I’d rather drive than be a passenger.
I don’t do boats (includes cruise ships).
I don’t like to fly, but I do fly.
If you pick a fight about Roe v. Wade, immigration, Hispanics, Joe Biden, school shootings or the NRA, I will get loud and yell at you.
My new thing is, if you ask me to dance, I’m going to need to know how you feel about aforementioned topics before I commit.
Outlier or weirdo? You decide.